Little Eric. 

Once upon a time there was a cruise on the ocean. Unexpectedly, it suffered an accident in the middle of Atlantic, and there was only one survivor, the little Eric. He got stucked on a deserted island for 10 years and the only thing he was missing from the civilization was Mexican food. Luckily, one day he noticed a bottle coming from the sea and it had a note inside, immediately he opened the bottle, took out the note and found a message. He felt hopeful about the Free Tacos promo, but as soon as he read the small letter, he started to cry out because he realized he was ruined without tacos or tequila. That’s why he broke the bottle, cutted his veins and drank his own blood. He wished he was dead.